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{"type":"standard","title":"Lake Hayes Estate","displaytitle":"Lake Hayes Estate","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16893919","titles":{"canonical":"Lake_Hayes_Estate","normalized":"Lake Hayes Estate","display":"Lake Hayes Estate"},"pageid":41870359,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/Lakes_Hayes_Estate_from_The_Remarkables.jpg/330px-Lakes_Hayes_Estate_from_The_Remarkables.jpg","width":320,"height":280},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/Lakes_Hayes_Estate_from_The_Remarkables.jpg","width":3181,"height":2780},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1208833892","tid":"7ec2aac5-ced8-11ee-8004-dc685a629741","timestamp":"2024-02-19T03:39:33Z","description":"Town in Otago, New Zealand","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-45.000542,"lon":168.783592},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Hayes_Estate","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Hayes_Estate?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Hayes_Estate?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lake_Hayes_Estate"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Hayes_Estate","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Lake_Hayes_Estate","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Hayes_Estate?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lake_Hayes_Estate"}},"extract":"Lake Hayes Estate is a town nearby to Queenstown in the South Island of New Zealand.\nIt is named after and situated near Lake Hayes; however, the lake is not visible from most parts of the estate. The population of the town was 2,630 as of June 2024.\nThe main access to Lake Hayes Estate is off State Highway 6. To the west is the newer sub division of Shotover Country which can be accessed via Jones Road.","extract_html":"
Lake Hayes Estate is a town nearby to Queenstown in the South Island of New Zealand.\nIt is named after and situated near Lake Hayes; however, the lake is not visible from most parts of the estate. The population of the town was 2,630 as of June 2024.\nThe main access to Lake Hayes Estate is off State Highway 6. To the west is the newer sub division of Shotover Country which can be accessed via Jones Road.
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