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Rear Admiral Jaime Patricio Vela Erazo is an Ecuadorian military leader. He is the commander of the Armed Forces of Ecuador. Vela Erazo is serving the Ecuadorian Navy since December 1985.

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Henri (\"Harry\") Léonard Barthélémi Dénis was a football defender from the Netherlands, who represented his home country at three consecutive Summer Olympics, starting in 1920.

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