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Vasantham Vanthachu is a 2007 Tamil language romantic comedy film directed by K. Viveka Bharathi. The film stars Venkat Prabhu and Nanditha Jennifer, with Ramji, Vaiyapuri, Shanmugasundaram, Varalakshmi, Sabitha Anand, Velu Thigal, and Vasu Vikram playing supporting roles. The film, produced by Velu Thigal and Amba Umadhevi, was released on 14 September 2007.
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