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{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
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Mark Bunn is a former Australian rules footballer.
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Francisque Teyssier is a French former professional racing cyclist. He competed in the 1995 Giro d'Italia, 1996 Tour de France and the 1997 Vuelta a España. He also won the French National Time Trial Championships twice, in 1997 and 2000.
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